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my 12 year old stepson just handed me a literal wad of cash and said “buy yourself somethin nice”
it is like 400 dollars
where did he get it
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wow ditto u fucking dick
ditto is an animal (aka pokemon) therefore he doesnt understand symbols or character
only the literal physical world of matter
that is what separates us humans from animals
ditto’s fucking brian cant handle that shit
therefore proving that pokemon (ditto at least) are not self aware and do not go to heaven
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My favorite mythical creature is nice people
you may not see me for a few weeks.
Yo, James Bond is an imperialist wet dream, that shit is wack as fuck, you big dummy.
Yeah, I understand that in theory, but those people are the dicks that are like “I believe the government shouldn’t have a say in who gets to marry...
Yo, I’m going to go with The Nation Of Islam just to freshen up some of this hatemail.
Yo, what is this chump-ass indignation, you need to come correct with your whining if you want to faze me, dogg.